Inspiro: Pigeon & Edward

PIGEON

Your mom’s face is acting rude.

EDWARD

That doesn’t make- you know what? Just be quiet. You’re embarrassing yourself.

PIGEON

Oh, is that what I’m doing?

EDWARD

Yes.

PIGEON

I’m embarrassing myself.

EDWARD

Big time.

PIGEON

Well, what if I do this?

EDWARD

What? Oh my word. Why would you-

PIGEON

Is this embarrassing?

EDWARD

You’re pooping everywhere.

PIGEON

Oopsie. This must be so embarrassing for me.

EDWARD

(to Mexican President Felipe Calderon)

Lo siento, Sr. Presidente.

PIGEON

Yeah! So siento! Siento mucho grande por favor! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

EDWARD

Sr. Presidente, la paloma es actuar como un loco. Perdonarlo.

PIGEON

Tell him he should see what it looks like when I have una gordita.

EDWARD

I am going to.... deep fry you when we get home.

PIGEON

Your mom would like that.

(to President Cauldron)

His mamá es muy grande, señor! Mucho junko in el trunko. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

EDWARD

Lo siento, Sr. Presidente. Perdonarlo. Perdonarlo.

(to Pigeon)

I hate you so much.

PIGEON

Whatever. You love me. You love me long time.

EDWARD

Stop talking. I'm begging you.