"" bshawise: My left, your right

Sunday, September 20, 2009

My left, your right

Why aren't you walking?

It's kind of hard with you standing on me.

I'm too fat?


You stop.


Why are you mad at me?

I'm not mad. I just... how did you lose your shoes? That makes no sense to me.

I was by the fountain and my feet hurt.


So I took them off there and I guess some homeless pervert stole them while I wasn't looking.

Why would a homeless guy want your shoes? That's dumb.

I don't know, Eric. There's a whole black market where they sell stuff.

An underground shoe store.

Among other things, yes.

Well, where is this black market? I need some stuff.

Can we just go home? My feet hurt.

Alright. Lift your left leg a little...no...my left, your right...there we go. Alright, now your left.

Are people watching?


1 comment:

Lindsey said...

everything you own in the box to the left....