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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Gazoontite

In the comments section I give an alternate ending. See if you can do better.

7 comments:

bshawise said...

we cut the silly influenza psa. instead, all the sneezers start to bawl. they're crying their snot-covered noses off. cut to an open casket. their friend/father/co-worker/uncle Dabner is lying there, peaceful and dead. His widowed cat, Mr. Saggybottoms, is sitting on his chest. His fur is all over Dabner's favorite (only) suit. The funeral director walks into frame and hands the bawling sneezers a tissue. "Gazoontite." he says with a comforting pat on the shoulder. Fade to black.

10 Gallon Bucket said...

Brad...

I'm sitting here, just woke up, trying to enjoy a bowl of lucky charms. I can't even look at these colorful marshmallows now without thinking of snot. Let me collect myself before trying to think of an alternative ending.

John Arns said...

Joe, don't let the marshmallow pieces get soggy and they won't remind you of snot.

Brad, add to this that the mourners ruined uncle Dabner's suit and doused poor Mr. Saggybottoms with their cream colored phlegm, snot dripping from the feline's whiskers. The funeral director himself started to wail from the pitiful scene.

Dan said...

Some think sneezing is funny, but its not...
Sorry.

Dan Kalbach said...

I watched this on mute while listening to MGMT's "Kids". I recommend.

Steve Fuller said...

This video makes me want to kick puppies.

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