My Future Meal Ticket

I have an idea that will solve our blizzard woes. Foam sweaters for cars. Thick bouncy foam so if little slide bumps happen it's just good fun. I mocked up a concept car here. If this idea takes off it could not only revolutionize our highways but also our fashion runways. The ultimate marriage of form and function. We'd all be driving safe, legal and fun bumper cars. The only problem I see are the El Camino owners. They're rebels. "There'd have to be a blizzard in hell for me to put a sweater on my sweet baby" they'd say. Then they'd peel out- getting snow slop all over your brand new IZOD.