So this is the creepiest photo I've seen this week. I hereby vow, and I want to be held accountable to this, that I will never allow my child(ren) to sit on the lap of adults in fuzzy costumes. Think about it.... if you saw a stranger sitting in the mall with a polaroid camera asking for five bucks and the chance for your kid to sit on his lap you'd call the cops. But, if the same stranger puts on fur pants then WHAMMO, you have something worth waiting in line for. Something you want your friends and family to remember on their refrigerators. It's child abuse and I'm against it. My kids will learn to avoid the lap of a furry stranger the same way they'll avoid unmarked vans on a candy outreach. I'll buy them a book on explosives before buying them a lap dance with Peter Rabbit. Bombs trump adults dressed as bunnies every time in the Wise family.
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What if it was an elephant costume?
ESPECIALLY elephants. Have you seen how they operate in restrooms? watch
ummm...that is freaky. I can't stop looking at it though.
If Big Dick Willis came in big furry form, that would be an exception. Right?
And by "slaker" I mean "slacker."
Sure is a scary twist on the Easter bunny.
I promise to hold you accountable to your vow. IF you become overwhelmed by the warm fuzzies and forget your stance, I'll say "STOP IT" !!
That really is pretty creepy looking...but just wait until your kid is WHINING and WHINING to see Santa Claus and you'll give in just like the rest of us. :)
"I'll buy them a book on explosives before buying them a lap dance with Peter Rabbit"
That's poetry man, poetry.
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