"" bshawise: Caption This...

Monday, December 1, 2008

Caption This...

Caption these photos.




My first attempt:
Police said Jonah's Vespa was found unscathed.

My second:
Green-conscious Chinese are asking Eskimos how they typically use spilled whale mess.

9 comments:

amymck said...

You're the creative one, why ask us for captions!??

my question is, how bad did it smell on that street that day?

Julie Evans said...

"He$! yeah, I break for Sushi. Yum."

Christopher Day said...

Finally getting the puchline, Wally Whale started laughing so hard he bust a gut.

Scott & Jess said...

Whale Dies as a Result of Ingnored Speed Bumps on Way to Vet

Dan Kalbach said...

As Brad left the neighborhood Dean & Deluca, with orange mocha frapaccino in hand, he stood and stared at what lay on the pavement before him.

It appeared to be whale intestines soaking in whale bile and blood, but the putrid mess reminded him enough of sausage that he quickly thought to himself, "I wonder if we could deep-fry that?"

John Arns said...

Local cartage company made a whale of a killing on record freight charges today.

Joe said...

Blubber Blunder Baffles Bystanders

Pete said...

Whale bolus covers city. Nemo found.

Dan Kalbach said...

drop me a line when the prints come.