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Thursday, August 19, 2010

Albert's Performance Art

Albert was tired of the games. Tired of the Boxers owned by the Baxters who always made stupid comments when they got walked past his house. Fed up with the irony of the poodles and doodles and other curloodles calling him a freak. Sick of condescending stories about the Iditarod's "don't ask don't tell" policy from Iggie (short for Igloo for godsake), the pretentious poser of a Husky down the street. A statement had to be made. A billboard of sorts. "I'm a big gay dog. Get over it. Lady Gaga 4ever."


Jonathan said...

Igloo made me laugh and think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwO33oUawM8

workinprogress said...

you're so flippin brillant. your short stories always make me laugh out loud.