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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Luck Be A Lady

I hereby declare Leah to be the luckiest woman on Earth. Sure, you're thinking I'm biased and that there are certainly more women deserving of such an honor. I took them into consideration...

Mrs. Brawny wakes up every day beside this man. Lucky, but not luckiest.

Posh gets to watch Becks brush his teeth and make bagels. She's hung around Scary Spice enough to no longer get scared. And I really can't say this enough, she watches Becks eat bagels. SUPER lucky, but again, not luckiest.

Gayle is beyond lucky. She literally farts around with Oprah. Can you imagine? Anyone who's seen/heard Oprah fart is lucky in my book, but not the luckiest.

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