This apparatus looks perverted doesn't it? It's mine. And it is. Leah made me buy it and she'll admit that it's more for her benefit than mine. In a sick way it brings her pleasure. Not me. It's pure evil. It turns my soft mane of nose hair into a prickly thornbush. Before usage I can rub my nose and experience zero pain. After usage it feels like I have pieces of broken glass in my nostrils. And the worst part....it tickles. Like bad. To the point of torture. The tiny mulcher cuts up my nasal forest in a ticklish way only a true pervert could invent. In closing, Sharper Image supports inhumane torture. Don't let their fancy massage chairs fool you.
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Every man over the age of 25 should own one of these. Trust me. I haven't met a man that would not benefit. You do everyone you an encounter a favor by using the Tiny Devil. To top it off, it brings me great pleasure to watch you squirm in pain while you use it. Muah-ha-ha-ha.
You need to man up and use a tweezer.
BRAD!!!
How could you???
I mean...really???
You left the stinkin entertainment center door open again!!
bradley hoffmann, suggesting a tweezer after using the mini mulcher is like telling a marathoner to try a 5k.
I must say that I can see BOTH Brad's and Leah's points of view regarding the Tiny Devil. Brad, think of using this thing as like the first time you shaved your face: uncomfortable and unpleasant, leaving stubble in its wake -- but you got used to it and doing it repeatedly became second nature to you. The first time is the worst ! It was for me -- very painful when those metal blades invaded my sensitive nasal passages. Thinning out your forested nostrils can be likened to taking a bush hog to an overgrown field -- the initial process seems very drastic -- even violent -- and the finished product appears mighty rough and raw at first glance/feel. But given the passage of a little time, when the growth returns, the task will be less cumbersome to undertake when next due for a trim. The horrid pain and devilishly sinister tickling will also subside. Tiny Devil ?? --appropriately named. As for it looking perverse, I believe the same people who designed lipstick tubes also created this gadget.
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