I'm guessing a sausage commercial? Here's my guess at the script...
"There's only one thing I hate more than sunshine. Unlinked sausage. Look at this lasso of meat. A naturally-encased, locomotion-shaped treat. Do the right thing. Buy these Linked Lovelies. With cash. Today."
I dare you to write a better script than that gemstone.
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Hi, I'm Butch Patrick - but you probably remember me best as Eddie Munster. Well I'm not living with my parents anymore and I sure do miss mom's cooking. Or at least I did before I found this great recipe for pork sausage. Some people just use it to play cats cradle, but I've found that it's a delicious snack any time of the day.
So follow me, Eddie Munster (wink) and run, don't walk, to the local mega mart and tell them Eddie sent you. You'll be glad you did.
First there was Edward Scissorhands. Now Sammy Sausagefingers. Tonight on Mysterious Men of Our Time, we'll explore the world of this young, linked hero.
(Sammy) "People always ask if I despise my fingers and the way they look. I just look them in the eye, nibble on my pinky, and say no. Who despises delicious?"
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